A premium lip care solution for those experiencing chronic dryness, emotional distress, or lips that have seen things no human mouth should ever have to endure. Genuinely the only product that has worked for me, despite the fact that applying it feels like being punished for crimes committed in a previous life. The sensation is comparable to Buckley’s: deeply unpleasant, borderline concerning, and yet inexplicably effective. It stings with the intensity of a thousand disappointed mothers, but delivers results that are simply unmatched.
